Art by Kim Dingwall
Commander deckG
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
Ramp aggressively to cast The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl and repeatedly activate her token-doubling ability, overwhelming opponents with an exponential squirrel army boosted by tribal anthems and overrun effects.
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Deck anatomy
What this list actually runs on: how cheaply it casts things, and whether it has enough ramp, card draw and interaction to keep up at the table. Each block is one card — hover for its name.
Mana curve · 62 nonland cards
The working parts
Counted from Scryfall’s community card tags, not from the builder’s own labels. A card that does two jobs counts twice, so these add up to more than the deck. The hatched band is a common rule of thumb, not a law — combo decks run leaner, battlecruiser decks heavier.
Colored mana symbols
Commander
1The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
1GGGLegendary Creature — Squirrel Human Hero
Chosen commander for the requested strategy.
Ramp
12
Circle of Dreams Druid
GGGCreature — Elf Druid
Taps for enormous green mana with a wide board
Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
2GLegendary Creature — Human Elf Druid
Turns every Squirrel token into a mana dork
Cryptolith Rite
1GEnchantment
Allows your squirrel horde to tap for mana to activate the commander
Ashnod's Altar
3Artifact
Converts excess Squirrels into massive mana for commander activations
Card Draw
10
Toski, Bearer of Secrets
3GLegendary Creature — Squirrel
Squirrel tribal card advantage machine on combat damage
Ohran Frostfang
3GGSnow Creature — Snake
Gives Squirrels deathtouch and draws cards on combat damage
Shamanic Revelation
3GGSorcery
Draws massive card volume off a wide Squirrel board
Beast Whisperer
2GGCreature — Elf Druid
Steady card draw when casting creature spells
Removal
8
Reclamation Sage
2GCreature — Elf Shaman
Creature-based artifact or enchantment hate
Kenrith's Transformation
1GEnchantment — Aura
Cantripping commander neutralization aura
Song of the Dryads
2GEnchantment — Aura
Answers any problematic permanent by turning it into a Forest
Manglehorn
2GCreature — Beast
Destroys an artifact and slows down enemy treasures
Threats/Wincons
24
Squirrel Sanctuary
GEnchantment
Repeatable Squirrel token maker that recurs to hand
Chitterspitter
2GArtifact
Grows bigger counters while continually producing Squirrels
Squirrel Sovereign
1GCreature — Squirrel Noble
Low-cost Squirrel lord boosting all Squirrels
Deep Forest Hermit
3GGCreature — Elf Druid
Creates four Squirrels and buffs them temporarily
Deranged Hermit
3GGCreature — Elf
Classic Squirrel maker that pumps all Squirrel tokens
Nut Collector
5GCreature — Human Druid
Produces Squirrels and gives +2/+2 with threshold
Doubling Season
4GEnchantment
Doubles all Squirrel tokens created by commander and spells
Parallel Lives
3GEnchantment
Token doubler that supercharges commander's activated ability
Primal Vigor
4GEnchantment
Additional token doubler to accelerate squirrel count exponentially
Craterhoof Behemoth
5GGGCreature — Beast
Game-ending finisher when you go wide with tokens
Beastmaster Ascension
2GEnchantment
Massive +5/+5 buff across the entire board quickly
Triumph of the Hordes
2GGSorcery
Infect and trample overrun to win in one combat
End-Raze Forerunners
5GGGCreature — Boar
Overrun creature providing vigilance and trample to attackers
Eldrazi Monument
5Artifact
Grants flying and indestructible fueled by disposable Squirrel tokens
Valley Mightcaller
GCreature — Frog Warrior
One-drop that grows huge off Squirrel entering
Honored Dreyleader
2GCreature — Squirrel Warrior
Grows massively based on Squirrel count and enters with counters
Roaming Throne
4Artifact Creature — Golem
Doubles commander enter, attack, and activation triggers
Tribute to the World Tree
GGGEnchantment
Buffs smaller tokens or draws cards as creatures enter
Utility
8
Swiftfoot Boots
2Artifact — Equipment
Protects commander with hexproof and provides haste
Seedborn Muse
3GGCreature — Spirit
Untaps lands each turn to activate Squirrel Girl repeatedly
Wilderness Reclamation
3GEnchantment
Untaps lands on end step for additional Squirrel activations
Concordant Crossroads
GWorld Enchantment
Gives the newly created Squirrel army haste to finish the game
