Art by Tyler Jacobson
Commander deckBGR
The Beamtown Bullies
Fill the graveyard with terrible nonlegendary creatures like Leveler and Bronze Bombshell using tutors and looting spells, then use The Beamtown Bullies to give them to opponents, triggering game-ending drawbacks.
Asked for“the beamtown bullies commander deck estrategy: focus on giving the opponent bad apple cards such as "leveler" and "Bronze Bombshell"”
Deck anatomy
What this list actually runs on: how cheaply it casts things, and whether it has enough ramp, card draw and interaction to keep up at the table. Each block is one card — hover for its name.
Mana curve · 62 nonland cards
The working parts
Counted from Scryfall’s community card tags, not from the builder’s own labels. A card that does two jobs counts twice, so these add up to more than the deck. The hatched band is a common rule of thumb, not a law — combo decks run leaner, battlecruiser decks heavier.
Colored mana symbols
Commander
1The Beamtown Bullies
1BRGLegendary Creature — Ogre Devil Warrior
Chosen commander for the requested strategy.
Ramp
10
Card Draw
12
Unexpected Windfall
2RRInstant
discards a target creature and ramps with treasures
Wheel of Misfortune
2RSorcery
discards entire hand full of bad creatures and draws new cards
Removal
10
Threats/Wincons
18
Leveler
5Artifact Creature — Juggernaut
forces opponent to exile their entire library when gifted
Eater of Days
4Artifact Creature — Leviathan
forces opponent to skip their next two turns
Bronze Bombshell
4Artifact Creature — Construct
deals 7 damage to opponent when they gain control of it
Inverter of Truth
2BBCreature — Eldrazi
exiles opponent library and replaces it with their small graveyard
Boldwyr Heavyweights
2RRCreature — Giant Warrior
lets all other players tutor creatures onto the battlefield
Tempting Wurm
1GCreature — Wurm
lets opponents put all artifact, creature, enchantment, and land cards onto battlefield
Master of Cruelties
3BRCreature — Demon
reduces opponent life total to 1 when attacking
Hunted Horror
BBCreature — Horror
gives 7/7 creature to target opponent with drawbacks
Hunted Troll
2GGCreature — Troll Warrior
high power creature gifted with negative board presence
Plague Reaver
2BCreature — Beast
forces opponent to discard hand to pass it around
Hellcarver Demon
3BBBCreature — Demon
forces opponent to sacrifice all permanents and discard hand on damage
Cosmic Larva
1RRCreature — Beast
forces opponent to sacrifice two lands or lose the creature
Sheltering Ancient
1GCreature — Treefolk
forces opponent to put +1/+1 counters on your creatures during upkeep
Treacherous Pit-Dweller
BBCreature — Demon
target opponent gets a 5/5 creature when it dies
Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore
4BCreature — Eye
prevents non-Eye creatures opponent controls from attacking
Evil Eye of Urborg
4BCreature — Eye
prevents non-Eye creatures opponent controls from attacking
Utility
12
Vile Entomber
2BBCreature — Zombie Warlock
creature that entombs a bad target on ETB
Jarad's Orders
2BGSorcery
puts one creature to hand and one bad creature to graveyard
Lightning Greaves
2Artifact — Equipment
gives commander haste and shroud immediately
Swiftfoot Boots
2Artifact — Equipment
protects commander and enables immediate tap ability
Thousand-Year Elixir
3Artifact
allows commander to tap immediately and untap to use twice
Patriar's Seal
3Artifact
ramps and untaps commander to use ability multiple times
