Art by Willian Murai
Commander deckGRUW
Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis
Showcase Magic's most attractive, muscular, and dashing men in a group-hug turned powerhouse beatdown strategy using planeswalkers and high-impact creatures.
Asked for“The hottest cards, physically speaking. Lots of hot men”
Deck anatomy
What this list actually runs on: how cheaply it casts things, and whether it has enough ramp, card draw and interaction to keep up at the table. Each block is one card — hover for its name.
Mana curve · 61 nonland cards
The working parts
Counted from Scryfall’s community card tags, not from the builder’s own labels. A card that does two jobs counts twice, so these add up to more than the deck. The hatched band is a common rule of thumb, not a law — combo decks run leaner, battlecruiser decks heavier.
Colored mana symbols
Commander
1Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis
RGWULegendary Creature — Human Soldier
Chosen commander for the requested strategy.
Ramp
10
Card Draw
10
Return of the Wildspeaker
4GInstant
draws based on highest power or pumps non-humans
Beast Whisperer
2GGCreature — Elf Druid
draws cards whenever handsome creatures enter
Teferi, Hero of Dominaria
3WULegendary Planeswalker — Teferi
handsome planeswalker that untaps lands and draws cards
Removal
10
Threats/Wincons
23
Enthralling Victor
3RCreature — Human Warrior
iconic peak muscular art that steals opposing creatures
Oko, Thief of Crowns
1GULegendary Planeswalker — Oko
shirtless fae hunk who turns threats into elks
Jared Carthalion, True Heir
RGWLegendary Creature — Human Warrior
shirtless beefcake warrior who brings monarch into play
Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder
2RWLegendary Creature — Human Ally
bare-chested muscleman granting double strike and lifelink
Kytheon, Hero of Akros // Gideon, Battle-Forged
WLegendary Creature — Human Soldier // Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon
dashing young hero who flips into a beefy planeswalker
Gideon Jura
3WWLegendary Planeswalker — Gideon
muscular frontline paladin planeswalker
Gideon, Ally of Zendikar
2WWLegendary Planeswalker — Gideon
imposing hunk planeswalker creating knight tokens
Garruk Wildspeaker
2GGLegendary Planeswalker — Garruk
muscular huntsman planeswalker for mana and overrun
Garruk, Primal Hunter
2GGGLegendary Planeswalker — Garruk
bare-chested green powerhouse for draw and tokens
Basri Ket
1WWLegendary Planeswalker — Basri
dashing paladin planeswalker placing counters and making tokens
Sarkhan Vol
2RGLegendary Planeswalker — Sarkhan
shirtless dragon-shaman planeswalker granting haste and buffing
Xenagos, God of Revels
3RGLegendary Enchantment Creature — God
muscular satyr god doubling creature power and haste
Surrak Dragonclaw
2GURLegendary Creature — Human Warrior
bear-punching hunk that prevents your spells from being countered
Odric, Master Tactician
2WWLegendary Creature — Human Soldier
dashing silver-fox commander controlling combat blocking
Ral, Storm Conduit
2URLegendary Planeswalker — Ral
handsome Izzet planeswalker copying key spells
Will Kenrith
4UULegendary Planeswalker — Will
dashing ice mage planeswalker providing control and draw
Roalesk, Apex Hybrid
2GGULegendary Creature — Human Mutant
muscular flying threat that proliferates (+1/+1) counters
Champion of Lambholt
1GGCreature — Human Warrior
grows huge and makes your beefy army unblockable
Moraug, Fury of Akoum
4RRLegendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior
muscular minotaur providing extra combat phases
Etali, Primal Storm
4RRLegendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur
massive threat that casts free spells off attacks
Utility
8
Swiftfoot Boots
2Artifact — Equipment
hexproof and haste protection for key creatures
Lightning Greaves
2Artifact — Equipment
shroud and haste protection for zero mana
Dack Fayden
1URLegendary Planeswalker — Dack
dashing rogue planeswalker that steals artifacts
Venser, the Sojourner
3WULegendary Planeswalker — Venser
dashing wizard planeswalker making creatures unblockable
Seedborn Muse
3GGCreature — Spirit
untaps all your lands and creatures every turn
Wilderness Reclamation
3GEnchantment
untaps lands on end step for instant-speed play
