Art by Willian Murai
Commander deckGRUW
Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis
Embrace a lighthearted, shirtless beefcake theme led by Magic's iconic romantic duo, utilizing friendly group hug draws and pillow fort defenses before winning with formidable, handsome heroes.
Asked for“A no-budget low-power deck based on gay porn.”
Deck anatomy
What this list actually runs on: how cheaply it casts things, and whether it has enough ramp, card draw and interaction to keep up at the table. Each block is one card — hover for its name.
Mana curve · 62 nonland cards
The working parts
Counted from Scryfall’s community card tags, not from the builder’s own labels. A card that does two jobs counts twice, so these add up to more than the deck. The hatched band is a common rule of thumb, not a law — combo decks run leaner, battlecruiser decks heavier.
Colored mana symbols
Commander
1Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis
RGWULegendary Creature — Human Soldier
Chosen commander for the requested strategy.
Ramp
10
Card Draw
10
Kwain, Itinerant Meddler
WULegendary Creature — Rabbit Wizard
low-threat diplomatic draw engine
Removal
10
Threats/Wincons
24
Enthralling Victor
3RCreature — Human Warrior
iconic shirtless warrior who steals creatures
Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder
2RWLegendary Creature — Human Ally
burly fighter providing double strike and lifelink
Surrak Dragonclaw
2GURLegendary Creature — Human Warrior
rugged uncounterable beater
Gideon Jura
3WWLegendary Planeswalker — Gideon
stalwart planeswalker that turns into a warrior
Gideon, Champion of Justice
2WWLegendary Planeswalker — Gideon
grows into an immense indestructible attacker
Gideon, Ally of Zendikar
2WWLegendary Planeswalker — Gideon
produces tokens and attacks aggressively
Dack Fayden
1URLegendary Planeswalker — Dack
dashing rogue who steals prized artifacts
Ral Zarek
2URLegendary Planeswalker — Ral
charismatic planeswalker with lightning tempo
Garruk Wildspeaker
2GGLegendary Planeswalker — Garruk
muscular planeswalker providing untaps and overrun
Ajani Steadfast
3WLegendary Planeswalker — Ajani
buffs the team with counters and vigilance
Anax and Cymede
1RWLegendary Creature — Human Soldier
heroic leader offering teamwide buffs
Champion of the Parish
WCreature — Human Soldier
scales quickly with allied human creatures
Oreskos Explorer
1WCreature — Cat Scout
handsome scout keeping pace on land drops
Vorel of the Hull Clade
1GULegendary Creature — Human Merfolk
multiplies counters on key threats
Halana and Alena, Partners
2RGLegendary Creature — Human Ranger
power-buffing companion attackers
Hans Eriksson
2RGLegendary Creature — Human Scout
flavorful hero cheating large creatures into play
Jared Carthalion, True Heir
RGWLegendary Creature — Human Warrior
durable monarch contender growing through damage
Roalesk, Apex Hybrid
2GGULegendary Creature — Human Mutant
flying powerhouse distributing proliferate triggers
Aurelia, the Warleader
2RRWWLegendary Creature — Angel
grants additional combat steps to finish games
Iroas, God of Victory
2RWLegendary Enchantment Creature — God
prevents combat damage and grants menace
Xenagos, God of Revels
3RGLegendary Enchantment Creature — God
doubles creature power and grants haste
Heliod, Sun-Crowned
2WLegendary Enchantment Creature — God
resilient god granting lifelink and counters
Utility
8
Lightning Greaves
2Artifact — Equipment
protects key legends with shroud and haste
Veteran Bodyguard
3WWCreature — Human
chivalric protection redirecting combat damage
Heartwood Storyteller
1GGCreature — Treefolk
symmetric benefit against noncreature spells
