Art by Leanna Crossan
Commander deckR
Jabs, Mistress of Mockery
Steal opponents' permanents or cast them directly from exile, doubling all of their triggered abilities under Jabs' command before sacrificing or permanently keeping them.
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Deck anatomy
What this list actually runs on: how cheaply it casts things, and whether it has enough ramp, card draw and interaction to keep up at the table. Each block is one card — hover for its name.
Mana curve · 62 nonland cards
The working parts
Counted from Scryfall’s community card tags, not from the builder’s own labels. A card that does two jobs counts twice, so these add up to more than the deck. The hatched band is a common rule of thumb, not a law — combo decks run leaner, battlecruiser decks heavier.
Colored mana symbols
Commander
1Jabs, Mistress of Mockery
2RLegendary Creature — Human Rogue
Chosen commander for the requested strategy.
Ramp
10
Card Draw
10
Stolen Strategy
4REnchantment
exiles and casts opponent cards that trigger twice with Jabs
Plargg and Nassari
3RRLegendary Creature — Orc Efreet
casts opponents' spells for free each upkeep
Grenzo, Havoc Raiser
RRLegendary Creature — Goblin Rogue
goads or exiles opponents' cards to cast
Robber of the Rich
1RCreature — Human Archer Rogue
steals cards from opponents with bigger hands
Share the Spoils
1REnchantment
symmetrical impulse draw that lets you cast opponent cards
Unexpected Windfall
2RRInstant
filters cards and generates ramp through treasures
Removal
10
Word of Seizing
3RRInstant
split-second theft that bypasses counterplay and disrupts plans
Threats/Wincons
24
Etali, Primal Storm
4RRLegendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur
steals and casts opponent permanents on attack
Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
RLegendary Creature — Monkey Pirate
early pressure that exiles opponent cards to cast
Zealous Conscripts
4RCreature — Human Warrior
temporarily steals any permanent and doubles its triggers
Molten Primordial
5RRCreature — Avatar
steals each opponent's best creature on entry
Coercive Recruiter
4RCreature — Orc Pirate
repeatedly steals opposing creatures as Pirates enter
Captivating Crew
3RCreature — Human Pirate
repeatable mana sink to steal opposing creatures
Hellkite Tyrant
4RRCreature — Dragon
steals all artifacts from an opponent upon dealing combat damage
Geode Rager
4RRCreature — Elemental
goads opponent boards to incite combat between foes
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
3RRLegendary Creature — Ogre Warrior
punishes attacks against you with ogre tokens
Port Razer
3RRCreature — Orc Pirate
chains additional combat phases when it connects
Karlach, Fury of Avernus
4RLegendary Creature — Tiefling Barbarian
grants an additional combat step and first strike
Professional Face-Breaker
2RCreature — Human Warrior
converts combat damage into treasure and cards
Laelia, the Blade Reforged
2RLegendary Creature — Spirit Warrior
grows rapidly whenever cards are exiled from your library
Urabrask the Hidden
3RRLegendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor
grants haste to your board while slowing opponents
Moraug, Fury of Akoum
4RRLegendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior
provides multiple extra combat phases via landfall
Goldspan Dragon
3RRCreature — Dragon
flying threat that doubles value from treasure tokens
Atsushi, the Blazing Sky
2RRLegendary Creature — Dragon Spirit
resilient flyer that provides cards or treasure upon death
Disrupt Decorum
2RRSorcery
forces opponents to turn their creatures on one another
Utility
8
Bazaar Trader
1RCreature — Goblin
permanently gives you control of creatures stolen temporarily
Goblin Bombardment
1REnchantment
free sacrifice outlet that turns stolen creatures into direct damage
Sundial of the Infinite
2Artifact
ends your turn to prevent end-of-turn theft return triggers
Conjurer's Closet
5Artifact
blinks stolen creatures to keep them permanently under your control
Swiftfoot Boots
2Artifact — Equipment
protects Jabs and gives your threats immediate haste
