Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal

Art by Miklós Ligeti

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Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal

Utilize Gollum's cheap Adventure spell to distribute +1/+1 counters and trigger lifegain engines, then deploy Gollum as an evasive menace threat alongside aggressive counter synergies and life-draining payoffs.

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Deck anatomy

What this list actually runs on: how cheaply it casts things, and whether it has enough ramp, card draw and interaction to keep up at the table. Each block is one card — hover for its name.

Mana curve · 62 nonland cards

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RampCard drawInteractionThreats & synergy

The working parts

Ramp11
Card draw15
Interaction11
↳ board wipes3
Tutors1

Counted from Scryfall’s community card tags, not from the builder’s own labels. A card that does two jobs counts twice, so these add up to more than the deck. The hatched band is a common rule of thumb, not a law — combo decks run leaner, battlecruiser decks heavier.

Colored mana symbols

B 76
37lands · rule of thumb 35–38
2.73average mana value (nonland)
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The list

Commander

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Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal

Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal

3B // B

Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror // Sorcery — Adventure

Chosen commander for the requested strategy.

Ramp

10
Sol Ring

Sol Ring

1

Artifact

essential colorless mana acceleration

Arcane Signet

Arcane Signet

2

Artifact

efficient two-mana colored rock

Mind Stone

Mind Stone

2

Artifact

early acceleration that can cycle late

Charcoal Diamond

Charcoal Diamond

2

Artifact

reliable mono-black mana rock

Wayfarer's Bauble

Wayfarer's Bauble

1

Artifact

fetches a swamp onto the battlefield

Thought Vessel

Thought Vessel

2

Artifact

mana rock with no maximum hand size

Jet Medallion

Jet Medallion

2

Artifact

cost reduction for all black spells

Crypt Ghast

Crypt Ghast

3B

Creature — Spirit

doubles swamp mana and provides extort lifegain

Dark Ritual

Dark Ritual

B

Instant

explosive early turn mana burst

Black Market Connections

Black Market Connections

2B

Enchantment

provides treasure ramp alongside tokens and cards

Card Draw

10
Sign in Blood

Sign in Blood

BB

Sorcery

efficient early two-mana draw spell

Night's Whisper

Night's Whisper

1B

Sorcery

unconditional cheap black card draw

Read the Bones

Read the Bones

2B

Sorcery

scry selection before drawing two cards

Morbid Opportunist

Morbid Opportunist

2B

Creature — Human Rogue

steady card draw from creature deaths

Phyrexian Arena

Phyrexian Arena

1BB

Enchantment

consistent extra draw every upkeep

Deadly Dispute

Deadly Dispute

1B

Instant

converts disposable fodder into cards and treasure

Skullclamp

Skullclamp

1

Artifact — Equipment

draw engine that synergizes with tokens

Pact of the Serpent

Pact of the Serpent

1BB

Sorcery

burst card draw based on shared creature types

Village Rites

Village Rites

B

Instant

one-mana instant sacrifice draw

Ayara, First of Locthwain

Ayara, First of Locthwain

BBB

Legendary Creature — Elf Noble

lifedrain engine that sacrifices creatures for cards

Removal

10
Feed the Swarm

Feed the Swarm

1B

Sorcery

essential black removal for creatures or enchantments

Infernal Grasp

Infernal Grasp

1B

Instant

unconditional instant-speed creature kill

Toxic Deluge

Toxic Deluge

2B

Sorcery

flexible board wipe bypassing indestructible

Damnation

Damnation

2BB

Sorcery

premier four-mana board clear

Defile

Defile

B

Instant

scaling single-mana removal in mono-black

Hero's Downfall

Hero's Downfall

1BB

Instant

answers creatures or problematic planeswalkers

Go for the Throat

Go for the Throat

1B

Instant

efficient instant removal against most threats

Snuff Out

Snuff Out

3B

Instant

free creature removal alternative cost

Tragic Slip

Tragic Slip

B

Instant

cheap removal that takes down giant creatures after morbid

Drown in Sorrow

Drown in Sorrow

1BB

Sorcery

early sweeper that fixes draws with scry

Threats/Wincons

24
Bloodthirsty Aerialist

Bloodthirsty Aerialist

1BB

Creature — Vampire Rogue

gains +1/+1 counters whenever life is gained

Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

2B

Legendary Creature — Vampire Cleric

turns lifegain from Meager Meal into direct damage

Marauding Blight-Priest

Marauding Blight-Priest

2B

Creature — Vampire Cleric

drains opponents whenever life is gained

Drana, Liberator of Malakir

Drana, Liberator of Malakir

1BB

Legendary Creature — Vampire Ally

distributes +1/+1 counters across attackers on combat damage

Marionette Apprentice

Marionette Apprentice

1B

Creature — Human Artificer

provides a creature with fabricate and drains on death triggers

Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet

Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet

2BB

Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior

grows with +1/+1 counters while exiling enemy creatures

Gray Merchant of Asphodel

Gray Merchant of Asphodel

3BB

Creature — Zombie

massive lifegain and life loss finisher

Tenured Inkcaster

Tenured Inkcaster

4B

Creature — Vampire Warlock

drains opponents when creatures with counters attack

Yahenni, Undying Partisan

Yahenni, Undying Partisan

2B

Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire

free sacrifice outlet that grows with +1/+1 counters

Champion of Dusk

Champion of Dusk

3BB

Creature — Vampire Knight

refuels hand based on vampire tribal count

Vorpal Sword

Vorpal Sword

B

Artifact — Equipment

deathtouch equipment with alternate win condition

Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor

Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor

1BB

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor

rewards evasive menace attacks with card advantage

Knight of the Ebon Legion

Knight of the Ebon Legion

B

Creature — Vampire Knight

grows with counters on life loss and scales into late game

Creeping Bloodsucker

Creeping Bloodsucker

1B

Creature — Vampire

guaranteed upkeep life drain to enable lifegain synergies

Retribution of the Ancients

Retribution of the Ancients

B

Enchantment

converts spare +1/+1 counters into repeatable removal

Exquisite Blood

Exquisite Blood

4B

Enchantment

life gain powerhouse that combos with drain triggers

Sanguine Bond

Sanguine Bond

3BB

Enchantment

amplifies lifegain into lethal player damage

Nirkana Revenant

Nirkana Revenant

4BB

Creature — Vampire Shade

mana doubler and combat threat with shade pump

Necropolis Regent

Necropolis Regent

3BBB

Creature — Vampire

doubles +1/+1 counters when creatures deal combat damage

Vampire Nighthawk

Vampire Nighthawk

1BB

Creature — Vampire Shaman

evasive lifelink creature ideal for counter distribution

Gifted Aetherborn

Gifted Aetherborn

BB

Creature — Aetherborn Vampire

defensive early lifelink body to hold counters

Feast on the Fallen

Feast on the Fallen

2B

Enchantment

places +1/+1 counters on your creatures each upkeep an opponent lost life

Court of Ambition

Court of Ambition

2BB

Enchantment

introduces Monarch and punishes opponents with life loss or discard

Westgate Regent

Westgate Regent

3BB

Creature — Vampire

warded menace beater that doubles its counters on combat damage

Utility

8
Swiftfoot Boots

Swiftfoot Boots

2

Artifact — Equipment

gives Gollum hexproof and haste

Lightning Greaves

Lightning Greaves

2

Artifact — Equipment

free equip shroud and haste protection

The Ozolith

The Ozolith

1

Legendary Artifact

preserves +1/+1 counters when creatures leave the battlefield

Professor's Warning

Professor's Warning

B

Instant

modal combat trick providing either a counter or indestructible

Kaya's Ghostform

Kaya's Ghostform

B

Enchantment — Aura

resilient single-mana protection against exile and destruction

Feign Death

Feign Death

B

Instant

brings back a creature with an extra +1/+1 counter

Whip of Erebos

Whip of Erebos

2BB

Legendary Enchantment Artifact

grants teamwide lifelink and reanimates creatures

Bolas's Citadel

Bolas's Citadel

3BBB

Legendary Artifact

top-deck cast engine fueled by high life totals

Lands

37
Reliquary Tower

Reliquary Tower

Land

No maximum hand size.

War Room

War Room

Land

Card draw from the mana base.

Rogue's Passage

Rogue's Passage

Land

Makes a creature unblockable.

Temple of the False God

Temple of the False God

Land

Extra mana in the late game.

Bojuka Bog

Bojuka Bog

Land

Free graveyard hate on ETB.

Castle Locthwain

Castle Locthwain

Land

Mono-color utility land.

Swamp

Swamp 31x

Basic Land — Swamp

Basic land allocated from mana pip counts.